As a teacher, I am in desperate need of this.

Hold on dear, I just need to time this right and everything will be OK.

In ancient times, Jesus always needed to be explicit with some of his more geeky followers.

The person who thought this was a good idea should be shot.

Want a casual Friday? Then just stay at home and relax, because nothing is more casual than that.

When I wanted a banana flavored ice cream I didn't need the peel too.

Sometimes I think the people responsible for public roads are retarded.

Come on, little guy, nobody's going to hurt you.

Nowadays we got to respect the signs exactly. Don't want any cops to give us any tickets for not following signs, do we?

It's the butt sale today. Why don't you grab a butt right after some snacks and coffee?