The windmill can turn. The rest of you guys cannot.

Look at my giant muscles. And my incredible Photoshop skills.

When I was little I always wanted to grow up and work with models. This is not what I was expecting.

I wonder what happened with the script for Sleeping Good Personality and why did they decide to go with Sleeping Beauty.

As a teacher, I am in desperate need of this.

Hold on dear, I just need to time this right and everything will be OK.

In ancient times, Jesus always needed to be explicit with some of his more geeky followers.

The person who thought this was a good idea should be shot.

Want a casual Friday? Then just stay at home and relax, because nothing is more casual than that.

When I wanted a banana flavored ice cream I didn't need the peel too.