Now you can take your USB stick and do some work in the yard. Guaranteed not to be misplaced ever again.

Those godless flags should not be allowed in public. What a shame!

That tree managed to grow like this just so that one day it could save a car.

If you tip us then we'll get naked afterwards. So what do you say?

It's just some basic oil for the car. Go to the store and get some.

Ever since she got pregnant, there are this weird food requests coming up a 3 am in the morning.

You might have mistakenly taken your daughter's jeans.

Looks like this guy used the whole marker on his buddy.

And also keep in mind that cats need constant water so be sure to gently sprinkle some every time they seem to fall asleep.

Great advertising of their pastas.