In 1970 someone was smoking the wrong suff.

This object was so terrifying that we needed to remove it in order to keep small children happy.

We ain't got no swing so I'll be one for my daughter.

We are closed because I need my drink. So bare with me.

This is why you don't get your car fixed at the same place with your neighbor.

Somebody is trying to get the OK restaurant out of business.

Where there's no beer there's breakfast. I cannot eat without any beer around.

We keep hitting this road bumps and this is the third window we need replacing.

Brain surgery doesn't require any spelling skills, does it?

I did it again. Oh well, time for a quick smoke and then I'm off again.