How do you spot an Asian at the food court? He uses chop sticks on his pizza.

I don't know about you but I would keep my distance. You know, if he falls asleep.

You may not value your life, but we do value our petrol. Take care.

You cannot escape the Internet. You are stuck here forever.

The party was too much for her. I do hope she wasn't the first one to pass out.

We have MacBooks now. Who would carry a boombox on their shoulder anyways?

Good think he has a belt. Otherwise the scenery would have been unforgettable.

I think I found my calling. I need to spend all my time with them.

I want to see how you are going to get that stick through the gate.

Don't be surprised if anything unusual happens here. It's just how we Italians cook.