I'm finally going to cut as many onions as I want.

Ah, there you were. Won't you have a glass of wine with me?

Good thing there is a Stop sign painted on the tarmac. Otherwise I would simply drive directly into the wall.

Doctor Dry had his new beat headphones released. Sounds legit.

I am totally getting this suction cup. Imagine how easy it will be to pick up my child off the ground.

At least I am making a progress. What are you doing?

Also, make sure your eyes don't water for any minor emotional event.

If I was in Irvine I would seriously consider taking a few days off an moving the hell away from there.

If you are really interested in getting your masking tape back. It's too late anyway.

Wouldn't it be easier to just don't put a cigar in your mouth?