I am totally getting this suction cup. Imagine how easy it will be to pick up my child off the ground.

At least I am making a progress. What are you doing?

Also, make sure your eyes don't water for any minor emotional event.

If I was in Irvine I would seriously consider taking a few days off an moving the hell away from there.

If you are really interested in getting your masking tape back. It's too late anyway.

Wouldn't it be easier to just don't put a cigar in your mouth?

Got to keep this grass clean. Must vacuum everything.

Look, the rotor isn't even moving. This is clearly the strongest guy I have ever seen.

You can kiss someone goodbye, but make sure you don't do it for more than 3 minutes. Otherwise you are going to get a kiss ticket.

Please help a poor homeless invisible man. I'm also naked :).