You get a happy end after you wipe, don't you?

When the traffic lights have melted you'll know it's too hot to be in a car.

Something gives me the feeling that this detergent doesn't give a facks.

Real men don't peal bananas before eating them. And also eat them with bread.

Let me guess, the Twix are located in the Bounty box, right?

I'm finally going to cut as many onions as I want.

Ah, there you were. Won't you have a glass of wine with me?

Good thing there is a Stop sign painted on the tarmac. Otherwise I would simply drive directly into the wall.

Doctor Dry had his new beat headphones released. Sounds legit.

I am totally getting this suction cup. Imagine how easy it will be to pick up my child off the ground.