Come on, it's night time. Time to wake up, human.

When you see something like this, you need to run away as soon as possible.

We are sorry for killing you. Be safe. And dead.

We have no need for silly airbags. When we crash we will die like real men.

They said I could be anything. So my dream is to become a dog.

Just blend in and you could spend an entire day with these girls too.

I look so awesome and strong. All the bird ladies will fall in love with me.

Let me in human or I will scratch this window and you will be sorry.

The chairs were too uncomfortable and always full of nervous people.

Browsing an adult magazine has never been easier. But try to make it believable and keep that newspaper aligned.