I'll certainly buy a dozen of these cans. Looks like it protects against everything.

Or at least stop crying after getting your face with 10 layers of chemicals.

Also, make sure your eyes don't water for any minor emotional event.

I've been trying and trying and trying. They just don't work!

Der Axe Effekt... Hitler could tell you more but... obviously, he isn't here anymore. RIP.

You better need 2 cans of this in case one can starts to rust.