What are you trying to say? This is not a Jacuzzi? You do what in here?

And be prepared to have a coffin land on your car any time now.

Those annoying construction workers are always working when I need to go somewhere.

Hold it right there! You are jaywalking. You should have turned around where the markings stopped.

Don't take my word for it, but you might have more success if you hold it by the handle.

Somebody tell this guy that a fan does not lower the temperature.

He loves cats so much that he wanted to always have one on his chin.

Good thing I spent 2 hours to make the perfect white nails. Now I can just throw some random spots of red.

So if I have a smaller car do I need to adjust this bridge to my track?

Working conditions? What are those supposed to mean? Oh, don't worry. My friend will catch me if anything happens. I trust him.