Somebody tell this guy that a fan does not lower the temperature.

He loves cats so much that he wanted to always have one on his chin.

Good thing I spent 2 hours to make the perfect white nails. Now I can just throw some random spots of red.

So if I have a smaller car do I need to adjust this bridge to my track?

Working conditions? What are those supposed to mean? Oh, don't worry. My friend will catch me if anything happens. I trust him.

I hope the photographer leaves enough space so that my head fits in the picture. Not like last time.

On the bright side you won't need a hat to keep your head warm.

Looks like DVDs are now considered books. Not sure what VHS stands for. Probably some new emerging technology.

I can never understand art. But I do understand that I am extremely talented.

At least I can live with myself and I accept me for who I am. Alone