Just hold that mirror a little bit more. I want to look my best when I touch the ground.

The people who placed those speakers clearly wanted the DJ to take all the heat from the party.

Dream big and don't let others say what you can or cannot be. If you can dream it you can achieve it. Well, apart from the unicorn dream. Absolutely no unicorns allowed.

I know he's just drinking some water, but boy does he look hangover.

Get away from me, human. I need my beauty sleep.

Now that it is forbidden I feel a weird urge to start smoking underwater. Surely I've been missing out on something here.

That's not a chicken. It's an egg... So it's a chicken with no bones. Dammit!

It happens even to the best of us. Or the rookies.

Better insert some bills under this stripper.

Little Billy always seemed to be different then the others.