Now that it is forbidden I feel a weird urge to start smoking underwater. Surely I've been missing out on something here.
That's not a chicken. It's an egg... So it's a chicken with no bones. Dammit!
It happens even to the best of us. Or the rookies.
Better insert some bills under this stripper.
Little Billy always seemed to be different then the others.
And be prepared to have a coffin land on your car any time now.
Those annoying construction workers are always working when I need to go somewhere.
Hold it right there! You are jaywalking. You should have turned around where the markings stopped.
Don't take my word for it, but you might have more success if you hold it by the handle.