China will take over the world. Now they plan to get fatter than the Americans.

Nowadays you can't even sit in the park with some sexy tight pants without some weirdo taking a photo of your ass.

Is is quite a smart strategy. Who would ever try to beat up a guy with an inflatable boat?

How to keep the toilet occupied forever.

Write this down and rest assured nobody will ever think about stealing it. Hell, your friends will not touch it either.

Good thing I was able to find jeans with bigger pockets, otherwise I would have had to get fat.

We have had it with guns and grenades here. And lately the farts haven't been a pleasant sight either.

I used to believe there was no god. That was before I discovered what I was capable in bed.

Make sure you don't dive here. The water may be shallow. You don't want to end up like the last guy.

I have finally reached level 99. I am her best friend ever!