Come on, these guys are just too polite. Nothing is going to change with that attitude around here.

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They laughed at me and my beautiful car. Well, look who's laughing now.

Our dog is the proud new Pixar lamp.

I'll believe this when I actually see a corporation being executed.

China will take over the world. Now they plan to get fatter than the Americans.

Nowadays you can't even sit in the park with some sexy tight pants without some weirdo taking a photo of your ass.

Is is quite a smart strategy. Who would ever try to beat up a guy with an inflatable boat?

How to keep the toilet occupied forever.

Write this down and rest assured nobody will ever think about stealing it. Hell, your friends will not touch it either.