The coding must not stop. I must find a way to keep everything cool.

We all have a friend who takes off his shirt and starts acting like a gorilla in the club.

Ever noticed how every UFO ever caught on camera is about 5 pixels wide. Now you know why.

Get you free chicken strips here. Only two left.

This big boy right here made my cry a river and to add insult to injury it also broke my favorite knife.

Another unknown artist has developed the whining Jesus art. This is why not anybody should be working in design.

When grandma wants to party she means business. So don't stay in her way.

Waffle eaters? That is extremely arrogant and inconsiderate of them. How can you eat waffles while others are sunbathing?

Because of this, every time I'll see a traffic cone from now on, I'll think about VLC.

When parking just remember that you cannot fail more than this.