Just in case the mailman is drunk again, we've made sure he'll see our house number.

Ever wondered how would you be able to download any other browser if you didn't get Internet Explorer preinstalled?

Just place your finger right here and push. We'll hear ya immediately.

Please stop kicking this door. Use your hands!

That sure looks like it's fixed now.

Enjoy our nut scented candle in a jar. You are surely going to smell my nuts for at least 100 hours.

If you work out too much this is how you will eventually end up like.

I'm dying to see what's inside this bomb. I'll just drill a bit here...

Please delete this pic of mahboob immediately. I'm so insecure.

That will surely prevent them from ever looking into someone else's paper. And also make them look silly in the process.