Enjoy our nut scented candle in a jar. You are surely going to smell my nuts for at least 100 hours.
If you work out too much this is how you will eventually end up like.
I'm dying to see what's inside this bomb. I'll just drill a bit here...
From now on I will consider an offense if anybody calls me fat. I'm just not a good candidate for kidnapping, that's all.
This piece of ingenuously designed lighter must have came from China.
Suddenly all smokers started smoking at the window, inside.
Well good news grandma. Everybody hates you too now.