Stay at home and do something productive. That's when you'll know that you have matured.

What a down to earth, decent guy. We should all embrace the cause he's supporting.

Stop here to brake check for free.

Art school has just destroyed your dreams, buddy.

Hello? Yes, this is Sparta. How may I help you today?

Prepare to be insulted by yet another Canadian graffiti.

Secret lover should remain secret. Otherwise what's the point.

What was the little one called again?

This has got to be one of the cruelest insults you can get. Go on, go home and cry. At least you will park like an asshole at home.

Someone really forced this guy to eat his beard?