If you are a fly then just ignore this sign and have a seat on one of those great looking leaves right here.

These news are so fresh that we didn't even have time to change our report template.

Got some dehydrated poo thingies right here. All the flavors you will ever need.

Around these parts the parking rules apply to everybody. No exceptions.

Do you want all the teachers to get productive in the meth lab?

Stay at home and do something productive. That's when you'll know that you have matured.

What a down to earth, decent guy. We should all embrace the cause he's supporting.

Stop here to brake check for free.

Art school has just destroyed your dreams, buddy.

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