Together, these two books contain humanity's whole knowledge base.

What? You mean to tell me that you used your penis to enter the PIN? Oh, pen. Right.

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Need something in the kitchen? Maybe this is just the thing.

What do you do when your pumpkin teeth end up looking bad? Apply braces of course.

Use the traditional means of communication. Stop asking for free WiFi!

Trash was everywhere at home. This guy was sitting on the couch acting innocent.

Did you know every company has a magical cord that can shut down their entire operation? Me neither.

Those meddling people from the security team keep monitoring our children in the classroom. Just yesterday they filled up a whole room of monitors.

This is the worst place to have a fire break out.