Use the traditional means of communication. Stop asking for free WiFi!

Trash was everywhere at home. This guy was sitting on the couch acting innocent.

Did you know every company has a magical cord that can shut down their entire operation? Me neither.

Those meddling people from the security team keep monitoring our children in the classroom. Just yesterday they filled up a whole room of monitors.

This is the worst place to have a fire break out.

Who needs to alert anybody else? Your top priority is to get your computer to safety.

Our Windows 8 has arrived from China. We didn't mention any physical medium so they just picked some floppy disks.

Dear mother, I've been trying to tell you that I really love you, even more than cow.

Today our restaurant will demotivate you completely.

Probably not a good idea to take a pic of this sign with a mouthful.