Daddy needs some milk too, you know.

Just drop your unused drugs or needles here and we won't ask a thing.

Poor guy always eats his desk by mistake and has nowhere to sit anymore.

You want the latest dual technology in your apple? Here ya go!

I dare you to say it to my face one more time!

Together, these two books contain humanity's whole knowledge base.

What? You mean to tell me that you used your penis to enter the PIN? Oh, pen. Right.

Want an easy fix? Just hire some tall staff and your problems will be a thing of the past.

Need something in the kitchen? Maybe this is just the thing.

What do you do when your pumpkin teeth end up looking bad? Apply braces of course.