I cannot believe I ended up with this chick right here.

That's nice, but where does he keep the amplifier?

Every time you get a new car you should get a new car condom.

It's the thought that counts, not the actual result.

Guess somebody thought of putting a wall right here.

A unique way to prevent customers from complaining about slow service.

Caught my young daughter counterfeiting. I just got to do the right thing and report this to the police.

The people are going crazy at my party.

You can't just plow the land with a normal tractor. You got to have a battractor.

When two simple words can tell a lot about the quality of the product itself.