Who needs to alert anybody else? Your top priority is to get your computer to safety.

Our Windows 8 has arrived from China. We didn't mention any physical medium so they just picked some floppy disks.

Dear mother, I've been trying to tell you that I really love you, even more than cow.

Today our restaurant will demotivate you completely.

Probably not a good idea to take a pic of this sign with a mouthful.

I cannot believe I ended up with this chick right here.

That's nice, but where does he keep the amplifier?

Every time you get a new car you should get a new car condom.

It's the thought that counts, not the actual result.

Guess somebody thought of putting a wall right here.