I will have more than twice the power of windows 10, according to the install procedure!

Apple finally released support for Windows in their Macbooks.

Our Windows 8 has arrived from China. We didn't mention any physical medium so they just picked some floppy disks.

Well, now we know what Windows 8 looks like. Just wait for the next version.

When you get a blue screen on your PC at home it's one thing, but when an entire building gets an error things start getting serious. Seriously funny that is.

What the hell am I supposed to do with this error? If the monitor was not plugged in would I even see it?

Windows got a new one, the Windows Elephant.

Nah, starting Windows normally is too mainstream, let's start Windows stupidly?!

You could really use some help with cleaning the windows from this dog.

Well... you've seen Milka for chocolate, how about Milka for Windows?