Next time I see a dirty car this is what I'm going to draw on it.

I wonder what could be the reason for closing Dunkin Donuts this early today,

Only today, this shirt costs 1 cent less than before. Grab it while you still can!

We are open all day long, all week long. Just note that we close between 2am and 5am on the weekends. But except for that we are a non stop establishment.

Finally got around to put my iPhone on the key chain. Unfortunately it cracked the screen so I have to send it back for them to fix it.

At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.

As you might have guessed it, I need someone to slay the dragon that has been wondering around town lately. Surely a newspaper ad will take care of this and bring forth any brave volunteers.

This offer is madness. Can you believe you get 0% off? I should buy all the Black Eyed Beans I can find on this aisle.

Being forever alone is really tough. Even in GTA the police don't want you at all.

Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.