Definitely only a woman would leave the keys in the door and the skirt hanging out.

And right here we can see the modern statue of the housewife, emptying the washing machine.

Looks like today everybody needs to feel like they're special and get a diploma. This time is for getting hit in the face.

Let me see which one is my favorite tonight. Yeah, I think I'll go with the brunette.

Some people take things too seriously. Like sleeping with a gun under your pillow.

If the school is too cheap to buy a damn blackboard ruler then we'll just have to use stuff from the classroom. Like your desk.

When you see a FedEx van parked near the UPS store and an ambulance nearby that's when you know it's serious.

I got the natural ones and I'm not afraid to show 'em.

Oh great. They've released GTA on floppy disk at last. Now I can make use of my drive that's been sitting there since forever.

My sister is naughty. Trust me, I know these things. So reroute all the presents to me please.