If the school is too cheap to buy a damn blackboard ruler then we'll just have to use stuff from the classroom. Like your desk.

When you see a FedEx van parked near the UPS store and an ambulance nearby that's when you know it's serious.

I got the natural ones and I'm not afraid to show 'em.

Oh great. They've released GTA on floppy disk at last. Now I can make use of my drive that's been sitting there since forever.

My sister is naughty. Trust me, I know these things. So reroute all the presents to me please.

Better document this on Facebook so everybody can see how awesome I look when drinking water.

When going to the gym everybody laughs at me. I don't know what's the problem.

This is the greatest way to get rich fast. Just grab as many one dollar bills possible and convert them into 100s. Seems legit.

Apple finally released support for Windows in their Macbooks.

I got my shipment of frozen kids today. It's been taking too long and I hope they stored the box in freezing conditions.