Better document this on Facebook so everybody can see how awesome I look when drinking water.

When going to the gym everybody laughs at me. I don't know what's the problem.

This is the greatest way to get rich fast. Just grab as many one dollar bills possible and convert them into 100s. Seems legit.

Apple finally released support for Windows in their Macbooks.

I got my shipment of frozen kids today. It's been taking too long and I hope they stored the box in freezing conditions.

If you want any of the things missing from this greeting car then you will have to expect these in person, from me.

This kid is going to learn the hard way not to mess with the cat's tail unless you are ready to take on some claws on your hand.

Admit it. We all do this because we saw someone else do it.

Good thing that they still have bell shaped bells in stock. Last year I only got some crazy bells that were left.

This is how you know you are in a third world country: even the liquid soap is chained to the sink.