If you look like this or similar then just call this number.

Why should we build another balcony here? Just place a brick wall.

There is no greater feeling of patriotism then stuffing your stomach with crispy hot dogs on a backyard fire.

Hey guys, let's shave Billy's chest and get him a new bra.

For those of us who cannot get enough hot dogs there is now the hot dog cake. On a second note, there is no need to get a knife for this piece.

Definitely only a woman would leave the keys in the door and the skirt hanging out.

And right here we can see the modern statue of the housewife, emptying the washing machine.

Looks like today everybody needs to feel like they're special and get a diploma. This time is for getting hit in the face.

Let me see which one is my favorite tonight. Yeah, I think I'll go with the brunette.

Some people take things too seriously. Like sleeping with a gun under your pillow.