Instructions were so misleading that I ended up being stuck in the washing machine again.

Too fat to wear the wedding dress? Then get running and lose some weight. No excuses.

Remember to always place some screws inside your ear and screw them in place.

It's important to hold the fun level at acceptable amounts. Whenever you find yourself using birthday cones as a bra, you are overpartying.

Seems that Puma customers are pretty dumb if they need a label like this.

If you look like this or similar then just call this number.

Why should we build another balcony here? Just place a brick wall.

There is no greater feeling of patriotism then stuffing your stomach with crispy hot dogs on a backyard fire.

Hey guys, let's shave Billy's chest and get him a new bra.

For those of us who cannot get enough hot dogs there is now the hot dog cake. On a second note, there is no need to get a knife for this piece.