I should buy this for my girlfriend and watch everybody's faces when they see her shirt.

I hope we be go to English classes and that's why we be close.

While learning Spanish there is absolutely no concern for teaching any real life logic. Basically any situation is fine.

Brace yourselves, January is coming. And with a new year comes the new gym subscribers. There will be no more room anywhere.

Some words of wisdom coming from the local coffee shop. But where's the vodka?

One thing is for sure. Nobody can surpass the amount of virginity found in this picture.

Why on Earth would anybody consider taking two trips to move things around?

This bitch on the Interwebs better be taking off that collar in the next picture.

Everybody thinks it's funny until Saturday comes along and destroys everything.

And after God is done fudging me, then you are all welcome to fudge me some more. But until I get fudged by God, nobody should fudge me.