Some words of wisdom coming from the local coffee shop. But where's the vodka?

One thing is for sure. Nobody can surpass the amount of virginity found in this picture.

Why on Earth would anybody consider taking two trips to move things around?

This bitch on the Interwebs better be taking off that collar in the next picture.

Everybody thinks it's funny until Saturday comes along and destroys everything.

And after God is done fudging me, then you are all welcome to fudge me some more. But until I get fudged by God, nobody should fudge me.

Admit it. You do this all the time and you know it.

So, Mr Pigeon, how many hours of flight did you say you had until now?

The poor family dog had to endure all this humiliation until the parents got home.

I got the tallest Christmas tree on my street. And I got it already setup and powered.