When you've become a chair for some girl, that's when you know you are in the zone.

Santa is supposed to love Christmas so I don't see what the big deal about this statement is.

Your girlfriend is retarded so here is your shitty cake for your birthday. Enjoy and don't blame your girlfriend. It's not her fault.

For some quality time away from your husband we have now opened our day care center. You will only have to pay for his drinks while sitting here. Leave him here whenever you want, take him home whenever you want. We're opened all day and all night long.

Also known in everyday life as fresh paint.

Make sure your first time is not under this sad bridge.

It can be extremely cheap to repair your controller's battery contacts. As in less than a dollar.

Guess what? Somebody actually went down faster than expected with the elevator shaft.

You are just going to love these new beets from Doctor Drey. They are such a lovely pair.

That cookie of Jabba the Hutt is absolutely fabulous. Oh, you wanted a snowman?