The reality of women playing a game of football is quite different than what you would expect.
I hate those damn urinals. As soon as I start pissing they blow the stream all over the bathroom. I'm a total mess afterwards. And so is everybody else in there.
One of these days those legs are going to break under the muscle buildup above the waist. That's when he'll regret skipping leg day.
Just when you thought you had some privacy while taking a piss, these 2 Victorian ladies open the window to take a peek.
That flower looks pretty retarded.
Every time you fart you feel relieved, while everybody else feels disgusted. Guess who farted!
I will have no regerts until the day I die. Who cares about spelling.