So I really wanted to pierce my nose and tongue, but I also wanted to get a job.

Wonder who will hire you now? If nobody wants to then it's clearly the government's fault.

I guess I need some rounded horns to put as earrings. You know, simple small metal rings are totally outdated.

Well.. they said that this is the latest fashion, I thought it's cool enough but... nah.

At least there is one upside to the face piercings.

Although it looks bad I doubt you can cut anything with these claws without ripping your flesh off.