You got to protect your fast food at all costs nowadays. Those bike thieves are getting hungry.

This dog is not the smartest guy when it comes to hiding.

Just got to get home and begin my new novel on Satan's typewriter.

Keep in mind. If your wife does not iron properly then she most likely was a man.

It's just like regular football, but the players need to keep their hands on the pipes.

Who needs a shovel when I can just walk around the yard and clear the snow while I'm at it.

Another lazy dog owner. It's not long until the dog get's his own vehicle for the daily walks.

Remember kids, always pick the most dramatic solution to your problems.

There is no way I'm dropping my Darth Vader helmet. And there's no way this other guy drops his cap. Who cares about graduation?

Is this the new family sizes pizza?