Remember to take off those socks when going to the beach. On the bright side,you will probably not get any sunburns on your feet this way.

Lays now comes packed in a brand new and bigger package. With even more air that you can possibly imagine.

Even houses need some gentle peeling from time to time.

Who says you can't have a relationship with your bike?

When you manage to make a pencil stack this high you must be bored as hell.

The day grandma got a gun was the day I became overweight.

Oh great, you have to put it down and lose 2 seconds of your precious time. I've just got to cleanup all this stuff from the sink.

More like a hipster tree to me. Why follow the normal straight path that provides the most comfortable position when you can just grow sideways?

Those water molecules are all over the place so watch your step because it may get slippery.

Oh good, we made it to the fire hydrant. Now I can take a leak on my human.