Make sure that your motivational messages don't have additional meanings once the pencil gets shorter.

When you manage to make a pencil stack this high you must be bored as hell.

Ever sat in your office chair and wondered what would it take for you to leave earlier than usual?

If writing with this pencil is hard, I'm eager to see this guy erase something.

Why should you spin the sharpner when you can spin the pencil?

Here's one for the big boys who cannot grab a toothpick pencil.

Now that's another way of looking at people. There are four types of people. Good one.

Really inventive girl, made her haircut with a few pencils.

Limited edition, I mean, the inventor of this thing... huh? What's wrong with him?

This is how you make yourself a cheap automatic pencil sharpener in the garage.