Now how am I supposed to use the toilet brush for this task? It would be quite uncomfortable to make this happen, too.

Congratulations, new guy! You are the best low level employee for us. You should feel proud.

Happy tree friends seem quite nutritious, don't they?

My dad would never allow mom to be a women's rights activist. That would be just absurd.

Vodka is never as classy as the TV commercials portray it.

Just when you thought you could use the big toilet seat this happens.

Guess who is back in town, ladies. That's right, your daddy's daddy.

Your little drinking problem is getting ridiculously small. You can't keep drinking like this for the rest of your life!

Oh, he is really good looking? Then he is just an adorable nerd, not a total creep like the other guy.

Oh, just look at all these beautiful paintings. I should really stick around and look at them for at least half an hour.