This is the only isle in the store that feels like home, you know what I mean?

I believe sending our kids outside to play didn't really solve the problem.

A graffiti should have been here, but in the meantime please accept our apologies for this wall.

Ever wondered why they picked up Trojan as a condom brand? Well keep wondering, because it makes no sense.

This is simply breaking news for all the jerks out there who keep a seat occupied.

Yeah, who in their right minds would ever take a stroller on this sidewalk? Good thing the traffic sign has a place to be.

The irony is strong with this foundation.

Definitely not a hiding place for my beer. Go search someplace else.

You are getting to be a nuisance around these parts. We are going to eat this delicious pie and you better be prepared for it!

Dinosaurs are extinct because they did not bowl. Want this to happen to you too? If not join us now!