Wanted a sports car but all you got was this truck? I'm sure you can do some tuning and get what you want!

Congratulations, new guy! You are the best low level employee for us. You should feel proud.

Attention! Battery low! Well.... Duracell discharged, too late. Now that's one cool ad.

This cat is on low battery, attention! LOW BATTERY! LOW BATTERY!

Either this ATM is designed for children, or the bank's architect has got to be fired.