That would be what? No thanks, I would rather go in the woods and fix my wounds myself.

And the Americans will once again send some democracy into the middle east. Freedoms coming right up!

This is a sure way to tell if your clothes have been manufactured in China.

Unfortunately, he's not your dad. I just had to let that one slip.

I feel much safer knowing that he is around and able to protect me from others.

Welcome to America, the land of patriots and fast food.

If aliens come after us everybody can stay relaxed because they'll go directly to the US.