Looks like the new teen craze is not the selfie or the duckface. It's now the "put your phone in your own mouth". I'm waiting to see if any teenager asks his/her parents for an additional phone to take a selfie with.

Looks like 'Merica is now owned completely by China.

Meet the superpig. Turning vegetables into bacon is surely one of the most awesome superpowers one can have. Except the dying part.

At least he won't get his hair wet this time. And I'll have to stand up since my chair is gone.

Cupcakes: the number 1 reason people are happy. And are fat.

But first, let me take a selfie with shelf E.

Go on, jump. You are almost there. Almost.

You think anybody will notice? This glass is as good as new now.

Good thing we took care of that great big hole by pouring asphalt on top.

If your family is weird, you have no idea what the Schitts had to endure.