Black people from the UK, Koreans and the Irish all know this to well.

At least I can park in the evening.

Good thing I boughht this bird repeller. Now they have a place to setup their nests.

While we install the new door bell please shake this bottle and we'll be right there. And please don't steal it.

There is a slight difference between being a drunk and being an alcoholic. Being a drunk is way more fun.

If you see her here you will know what to do.

The new lowest level of dignity: buying second hand edible panties.

Looks like his mother had the right inspiration when giving him his name.

A real hipster doesn't use lighters. And doesn't use matches. A real hipster uses the power of the sun. Good luck smoking at night.

I somehow cannot control myself until I get this dragon meat on my own plate. Sure hope the guy that caught the beast is doing fine.