No tarmac here? Well better paint the ground then. That will surely be sufficient until the next rain.

Did you ever wanted to meet Peter Griffin from Family Guy? Here he is!

Hey Bob! Go get some stock photo that best describes this aisle in the store.

Well the cold one is too cold and the hot one is too hot. Better call in my engineering skills for this task.

If trucks are really getting on your nerves then stop buying. Anything. There. Problem solved.

This homeless guy sure knows how to get tips.

I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?

Looks like I have no way of getting home tonight. The wife will surely understand this. Better take a photo of the problem too.

I think I may have had my idiot moment for today after mounting this door handle.

Sir, are xcuse me, but I really need a minute of your time to talk about our Lord.