Guess that these stock images are not great for every billboard out there.
If you speak at the sea and there is no woman there, are you still wrong? Philosophers have studied this hypothetical situation for decades.
Definitely only a woman would leave the keys in the door and the skirt hanging out.
At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.
At least we know which one to grab when we're in a hurry.
An empty parking lot and she manages to hit one of the few light posts in here.
Who says only women can be sexy. I can be sexy too. Just look at me beside my pool.
I wonder what bet did this guy lose that he had to wear this on the bus.
The bottom line is: never ask a woman if she is pregnant. It's either obvious or she's just fat.
Depending on how mad you made her, here's a helpful chart to aid you in picking up the perfect flowers for the special occasion.