At least he is trying to change.

Stand still honey, I can't properly focus with you moving around.

The truths about certain traits of each sex.

Hold on a second, I have to do my toenails too.

Sure it's a pain to keep it clean and rat free but I save lots on clothes.

I don't really care what you look like, but the boat has to be shining.

What a great name for a perfume.

Honestly, some women should take the driving exam each month.

This is why it's useful to know English when you borrow bags from your daughter.

If nobody wanted here, this was the obvious place she would end up eventually: a public trash can.