When transporting your sand, make sure it is properly secured so it doesn't fall off the truck. Just get a belt or something.

Let’s take a look and analyze these markings. Yes, clearly assholes have been here.

Just hope that guy is not buried vertically and the tide is coming.

Here you were, I've been looking for you for the last couple of hours... finally!

Do not break the law. No swimming in this area.