That moment when his life bar reaches 0 but then he gets a new one immediately.

He's quite an expert, and he's doing it right. Cheating win.

Just chilling with a beer in front of the TV. Now that's.... quite awful sometimes.

Only if Mr Bean would have been in Twilight... It would've been such a better movie!

Apply cold water to the burnt area. Dumb singer, great wordsmith.

Mothers, generally speaking, are giving birth to regular people. My mother gave birth to a legend. High-five mom, thanks mom, love you mom!

Well, don't you just love those surprise tests? Yeah, me neither. But we are always really surprised.

I can't force you to agree with me. I can't make you be right.

Hey cheese, say humaaaans! Yaaay!

Oh, hi there. Take a seat, please. Thanks, I will!