Let's just help you out there in the restroom. What do you say? Need an extra hand?

You thought it was that easy to walk into Mordor? Think again!

If you are a fly then just ignore this sign and have a seat on one of those great looking leaves right here.

What a down to earth, decent guy. We should all embrace the cause he's supporting.

Why be fat and ugly when you can only be ugly? Go on, give us a try.

What would balance a glass of wine in your hand?

The most effective sign that will keep any trespassers away from your own property.

I didn't know there was a sign for not taking your child on a leash and piss.

Just come right up here, open your eyes and let me spray some detergent right there.

You want to walk into me? The last guy didn't do so well.