These policeman just got some help from Nokia, Nokia will help him with this one. POLICE, FREEZE!
You can't mess with the police, not even as a kid.
Sending a random text, beyond the law. Oh..
Oh come on.... They're bluffing... Oh.... maybe not. Kids nowadays, phah!
No more monkey business (yeah, sure), the police is doing the right thing this time (yeah, sure). Don't worry anymore, the streets are safe now! (yeah, sure)
Not funny at all, but he did his best. Dumb joke, indeed, I'm sure you agree.
You know what to do, you've read what to do... Hide the beer! The cops are here!
It's undeniably true that he got in big trouble, oh well.. another one bites the dust!