What do you mean I get a ticket? Where does it say a man can't ride his bathtub?

And they took 2 spots, the bastards!

Your mom will definitely be proud of you.

If you are going to park there, at lease use only one spot.

Everybody with a small penis should sign up for the metropolitan police force.

And the winner of the most useless traffic signs is:

If these were 40 ear-old men screaming for 17 year-old girls someone would call the police.

Officer, take that bottle out of your ass.