And the Americans will once again send some democracy into the middle east. Freedoms coming right up!

I never thought of it like this, but he does have a valid point.

So unless you ordered someone to stab the water you are not as stupid as Caligula.

Now hurry up and grab a cactus! We don't have time for explanations!

Soldier, show me your war face! ALRIGHT, THAT'S GOOD!

Now, captain, tell me where to? Where to? To war, of course. Let us begin our conquest!

War ain't no funny thing, war isn't a game, war is for real.

You shouldn't mess with this snail, he's a great soldier.

When your fox hole is filled up like this you better check your accuracy.

The wife must get back to the kitchen. It's my last wish.