Want to keep your precious car safe and don't have enough money? Grab some old wire and bars and build your own garage.
Next time remember that you also have a left breast.
At least my back legs have wheels. What's your costume like?
Want to brake a leg? Why not try a trampoline?
Woman waiting for her husband to come back from Iraq after 12 months of being at war.
Stop screaming and just sit there tight while I take this photo.
You have already failed the No Fap December. You know it.
And there is your room. Good luck getting in.