I ain't got no helmet for you so this plastic bag will do just fine.

Don't worry, it's perfectly safe. I've done this many times.

Remember to hire an architect before designing your own house.

Never ever place a candle near a laptop.

Space is scarce, so just use your kid to support your meal.

What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.

Someone should relieve the mother of her birth rights.

This is how you piss off a bunch of people.

So who is the genius who picked up the camouflage for the winter season?

At least now there won't be any smart ass to occupy the space.