Just imagine all the hardships that you package needs to withstand until arriving at your doorstep.

I assume that the traffic signs take precedence over any road paint, do they now?

Apart from the questionable text placement, imagine driving on the highway and keeping your attention on this for a good few seconds so you will properly get the message. Yes, pretty good, right?

This joint will hold for sure.

Alright, I get that they blocked the doors with the railing, but why do you need it on both sides? Also, why is it placed again on the inner side?

Good thing they have labels so I can properly put them on. Hold on!

Whatever you do, do not start the ceiling fan. Unless you want to take off the projector real quick.

This will surely annoy all my friends.

Used to be 6.99, now it's just 8.99! This is the best deal so far!

When you get up in the morning and forget that you're one level above the ground but still want to use your door.