My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

Indeed, studying is one of the most powerful things that causes sleep. Trust me.

Sorry guys, this was the worst Apocalypse ever. Too bad, the sales will lower.

Ladies, if a man tells you that he'll repair something, stop reminding them after six months.

Well, it's great to be optimistic but it can kill you.

That's the great fact about being a leader, you don't explain, you show!

Well kids, that's the difference between screwing around and real science.

The difference.. wow. The day before you get paid and the day after you get paid...

This is the truth about diets. Well, how do you feel right now? HAHA

I guess nobody noticed this but... I'm not joking. HA