Every time I close the window so that the steam would get outside, I freeze!

If it's dirty but folded, it's not dirty. Hmm.. come on, we're nothing like this!

I don't stop the microwave for feeling like a bomb defuser. I stop it because I hate that ... noise.

He wanted to eat that, but you set it on fire.

Sometimes women grab their boobs because... because they can. Yeah.

I will not tollerate such idiot stuff. Good day, sir!

If a cat never falls on the back and.. blah blah. Then, we solved the energy problem.

Trust this kind of people. They can't lie, obviously.

Everything in my head is much more interesting than in real life.

You're never too old to laugh at farts. Yeah, he has a point.