We'll just keep this to ourselves
And from now on a brand new TV every 6 months, a new iPad, and a new Xbox game per month.
Dad to the rescue
You don't actually have to express your opinion to be a bitch.
Daddy loves his bitch
Here's a 50 dollar bill so you can go buy yourself a new pair of shoes darling.
Remember those names
A great way to keep track of who is who when they are too young.
Dad of the year award
The police better make those bastards send him his share of cash, beer and meat.